Anonymous asked: Not to be rude, but you really aren't that hot. I mean, you are pretty, but not that pretty. I saw you in real life once and it wasn't that amazing. You are too skinny. I think maybe the reason I feel this way is also because you are full of yourself. You are supposed to love yourself, but be humble, too. The fact that you aren't makes you much less attractive.
WHOA WHOA WHOA, I was about to write a snarky reply to this, in my usual fashion, but how in the fuck did you see me in real life?
How do you even know about my blog?
Clearly this is a sign I’m going to have to change my URL. Too many people know how to find me now, SOMEHOW.
Okay, so back to business:
LOLOL “Not to be rude but, [insert rude comment here]” hahaha it’s like you’re Ricky Bobby and you think saying “With all due respect” means you get to say whatever you want. Okay sorry, had to make that comparison.
So I’m pretty, but not that pretty. Please quantify how much, “that” is for me. So that I can dial down my behavior to the appropriate amount of pretty which corresponds to that which I actually am [considering you are the final arbiter in all such matters of attractiveness, no?]
“You are too skinny.” Now WHERE have I heard that before? Oh wait, EVERYWHERE. Including, in fact, my very own blog [see here: http://hrlaughed.tumblr.com/post/10050716010/in-all-of-those-youre-kind-of-gorgeous-so-i-was-just ] Also, refer to my last two posts about not having tits. So let me assure you, oh bitter one, I am fully aware that society finds my weight/body so grotesque that they shriek and shield their children’s eyes as I’m walking down the street.
Ahhhh, I knew this was coming, I LOVE when people say I’m “full of myself” because honestly it’s just like, well yeah, who else am I supposed to be full of? You, maybe? I bet you’d like that, wouldn’t you Grayface?
It always makes me think of this quote: “Notice how they’ll accept anything except a man who stands alone. They recognize him at once. By instinct. There’s a special, insidious kind of hatred for him. They forgive criminals. They admire dictators. Crime and violence are a tie. A form of mutual dependence. They need ties.
They’ve got to force their miserable little personalities on every single person they meet. The independent man kills them—because they don’t exist within him and that’s the only form of existence they know.”
Moving on:
“You are supposed to” alright alright, lemme just stop you right there. 1. Don’t you tell me what I’m supposed to do. and 2. SAYS WHO? YOU? Okay Grayface, I’ll really take your advice to heart, thanks.
How about we look up some definitions of “humble” m’kay?
1. Not proud
2. Having a feeling of insignificance, inferiority, subservience, etc.
3. Low in rank, importance, status, quality, etc.
I’ll stop there. So, you’re supposed to love yourself, but also feel insignificant, low quality, and not proud…RIGHT. That makes perfect sense, thanks so much for explaining the dynamics of self esteem to me!
Also, I’d just like to point out that being humble only makes sense in a social context (strange that you can judge how humble or proud I am considering I rarely talk to anyone, especially not strangers. So, what exactly are you judging me on? Your perception from afar? Ah and therein lies the contradiction.) whereas self-esteem is an individual value, so it seems kind of strange to me that you go around telling people, “You can have this value all the time and any mannerisms that come with it, UNLESS you’re around people. You have to take into consideration what people think of you, their opinions of you are more important than your opinion of yourself, so you don’t want to act like you care about yourself TOO much when you’re around them.”
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The fuck kind of reasoning is that? Don’t you come into my Ask with that shit, because I. AM. NOT. BUYING. IT.
Got it? kthnxbai