Grocery Shopping
- Justin: That girl thought you were my girlfriend, and she asked me, "What's wrong with her?"
- Me: The fuck does that mean? There's nothing wrong with me.
- Justin: I think she thought you were mad. I just told her, "She's going through some things."
- Me: I'm not going through anything! I'm not mad! I'm a happy fucking person!
- Justin: ...
- Me: Well I'm not mad until stupid people go around asking why I'm mad.
- Me: ...dumb bitch.