Grocery Shopping

  • Justin: That girl thought you were my girlfriend, and she asked me, "What's wrong with her?"
  • Me: The fuck does that mean? There's nothing wrong with me.
  • Justin: I think she thought you were mad. I just told her, "She's going through some things."
  • Me: I'm not going through anything! I'm not mad! I'm a happy fucking person!
  • Justin: ...
  • Me: Well I'm not mad until stupid people go around asking why I'm mad.
  • Me: ...dumb bitch.