January 2012
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Got Invited to a Bonfire
…can’t decide if I should go
I like the people who will be there
but all the showering, hair-doing, make-upping, subwaying/taxiing just seems so exhausting when I could just stay in and be cozy and watch Dollhouse.
Thoughts?
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Kind of glad my phone is dead
Don’t think I’ll charge it.
Tonight is a time for nachos and N64.
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Oh, are people partying or something tonight?
That’s cool I guess. I’m gonna watch sci-fi and eat junk food…
Also this:
And this:
And this:
December 2011
118 posts
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“I fell in love with her courage, her sincerity, and her flaming self respect....”
– F. Scott Fitzgerald (via haereticum)
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Alright fess up. Who got me the lightsaber...
Let me love you!!!
colorusyoung asked: i haven't caught the movie yet, did it turn out that bad?
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Atlas Shrugged The Movie
I swore I would never watch this shitty movie again.
God damn it.
The things I do to make this woman happy…
Fucking hell
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“‘Twas the night before Christmas, and all over the net
libertarian infighting,...”
– Mikayla Hall: The Night Before Christmas…Libertarian Edition
(via fuckyeahemergence)
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RedTube
Me: The only reason I found out about RedTube was because of fuckin Rigo.
Best friend: Yeah! RedTube is crazy!
Me: They have tentacle porn!
Best friend: They have everything! I saw one with Jafar and Jasmine!
Me: I saw that one too!!
Best friend's little sister: What's RedTube?
Me and Best Friend: *pokerface*
Best Friend: Nothing
Me: Don't go there
Best Friend: Ever
Me: Yeah
Anonymous asked: Oh but you are. A weird girl who puts the original trilogy over the prequels? That makes you an angel in my books
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Anonymous asked: www[.]youtube[.]com/watch?v=UP8gd4254ek
Anonymous asked: Sex and Sci-Fi is is exactly want I wish I had for Christmas. Such a sad Christmas.
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“Once, I remember, I ran across the case of a boy who had been sentenced to...”
– Albert Jay Nock (via marketorder)
That part there in the middle… I’m struck by that too.
Oh, so you’re a policeman and you beat people as an official though you’d never do it as a man?
Oh, so you’re in the military and you KILL people as an official though...
Anonymous asked: You were right when you said people naturally feel a connection to you. I don't know you at all; in fact, I've never even spoken to you. All that aside, though I do feel a connection. I feel like if I knew you in real life, we could be great friends. You seem like a person who is very easy to spend time with/get along with. Also, you're extremely beautiful in every aspect of the...
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All I Want For Christmas
Is to have sex and watch sci-fi.
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Watching Jaws and Eating Doughnuts
…Is this not what one does on Christmas?
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Anonymous asked: I see you took your crying post down. Are you feeling better, Love?
Anonymous asked: I would try to date the shit out of you. pity i'm short and far away :((
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Remember When The Master Stole Christmas?
By changing everyone into him? So odds are there were people having sex when this happened.
…Meaning that The Master has had buttsex with himself o.o
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"Liberty Income Tax"
There’s seriously a tax place called that down here. When I saw it I just burst out laughing and my friends just stared at me… Then I saw their sign-holder person wearing a statute of liberty costume and I just lost it hahaha
Anonymous asked: I didn't get you anything, but I just wanted to say you have the best wishlist ever. Now I really want everything on it.
“I’m sure it’s just a coincidence that Paul wants to destroy the Federal Reserve,...”
– Ryking
Every once in a while a gem like this pops up on my dash. Remember kids, don’t do drugs.
(via evilteabagger)
This is really all I can respond to most everything Ryking says…
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My Favorite Christmas Movie
is Die Hard…
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My grandma looks so uncomfortable and disapproving when I take a swig of wine while cooking…
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Wishlist
So, there appeared to be a trend going around some circles of Tumblrs of posting wishlists. I discussed with a few of you [you know who you are] the possibility of putting up one on the condition you guys put up yours as well as I would very much like to get stuff for some of the awesomest people I know.
And in my usual fashion, I procrastinated way too long in doing so, but last night I compiled...
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CNN reporter who ambushed Ron Paul over...
aheram:
Objective and neutral journalist Gloria Borger, the infamous CNN reporter who attempted to tarnish Ron Paul over his controversial newsletters, is married to chief war profiteer Lance Morgan of Powell Tate.
Is it a conflict of interest when you politically smear a presidential candidate who will directly impact and threaten your husband’s line of murderous work?
I have no idea, but it...
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I Just Thought You All Should Know
I am a fickle, borderline crazy person.
Five seconds ago, all I cared about in the world was sex.
I haven’t had sex in nearly nine months. It’s kind of a problem. Frustration creeps up on me and slaps me in the face sometimes. Anyway…
Then I found Cinnamon Toast Crunch in the pantry and my mood instantly improved from frustration, irritation, despondence to FUCK YEAH MY LIFE...
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CNN talks to Ron Paul about the Newsletters
CNN 'reporter': Dr. Paul, have you stopped beating your wife?
Ron Paul: I never beat my wife.
CNN 'reporter': Dr. Paul, do you advocate wife beating?
Ron Paul: No, I don't.
CNN 'reporter': Dr. Paul, are you going to deny wife beating?
Ron Paul: I don't deny anything. I don't beat my wife. I don't advocate wife beating.
CNN 'reporter': Dr. Paul, who advocates wife beating?
Ron Paul: I don't know, but it's not me.
CNN 'reporter': Dr. Paul, have you stopped beating your wife?
Ron Paul: I don't beat my wife. Your network asked me about it yesterday. Why don't you just replay the answers from yesterday?
CNN 'reporter': Dr. Paul, are you going to deny wife beating with metal clothes hangers?
Ron Paul: Huh?
CNN 'reporter': How do you beat your wife?
Ron Paul: I don't.
CNN 'reporter': Dr. Paul, have you stopped beating your wife?
Ron Paul: Sorry Gloria, I gotta go do something useful. Bye.
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“That kid reminds me of you when you were a kid; always with your head in a book...”
– My grandma, about some kid on this t.v. show that just walks around quoting Shakespeare all the time.
ROFL What does she even mean, “When you were a kid,”? Replace “kids” with “people” and “playing” with “having social lives” and that kid is STILL me.
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Terrorist is the new communist.
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“Better not give in to it. It takes ten times as long to put yourself back...”
– Mockingjay, Finnick Odair (via creatingaquietmind)
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terrorofexistence asked: Please explain deontic to me.
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I probably should have explained
a few things about my paper since not every here one Tumblr knows what is meant by “deontic powers” or “secondary desires” or “status functions”.
If anyone is actually interested, feel free to shoot me an Ask and I’ll explain in further detail.
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Okay Y'all
This has been fun (and I mean that by the loosest possible definition of the word) and all but I really do not like seeing my blog having almost no content on the first page except for a bunch of my opinions on the people who follow me.
So screencap them and keep them in your hearts or something, because I’m going to start taking them down, okay? Okay.
We had a good run of it.
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Anonymous asked: Do you look at the tumblrs of everyone who follows you?
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Anonymous asked: So how might a person become your friend? Also what university do you attend?
Oh I See HOW IT IS
Y’all just ignore me until I’m handing out validations like candy.
Ya jerks.
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Anonymous asked: I definitely think you should escape to the bathroom with a camera and post some noodz. Srsly. Libertarian chicks are hotter than the rest. Fo' realz.