January 2011
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Sneaky Hate Spiral
Something happened to me yesterday, I lapsed into what is called a sneaky hate spiral. Now, before I can tell you about what caused said spiral (that will come next in a series of letters I wrote) I must have the brilliant mind behind Hyperboleandahalf explain what a sneaky hate spiral is:
Sneaky Hate Spiral
Most of the time, I’m pretty even-tempered. Aside from the odd nervous breakdown...
Dear Everything, Fuck You.
Dear Music,
FUCK YOU. All you play is love songs, you would think there’s nothing in the world that doesn’t have to do with relationships. All this, “broken heart” this and “I love you” that. Fuck you, don’t you have anything better to say? I turn you on and think, “Anything new today? No, I guess I’m stuck with these sad sap sob...
Frog Is Wrong
Christina bby
Hi Dearest,
I miss you and love you and want to run away to New Zealand with you. I already told you about the unfortunate circumstances so I won’t bother repeating them here. As for the preposterous business with my family, yes, WHAT THE HELL indeed.
You actually missed the best part. After I removed my sisters so that they could no longer bother my friends with their vindictive nonsense,...
Heads-up
Okay you guys, time to prepare yourselves for what Lindsay is going to post next.
First, there will be the traditional depressing sentiments that she needs to get off her chest.
Second, she’ll probably answer that ask that’s been sitting in her ask box…
Then, there will be a couple light-hearted, comical—if unreasonably angry at inanimate objects—posts.
And...
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Lindsay
is not looking forward to the weekend and can’t write this on Facebook :[
She was looking forward to finally getting eight hours of sleep, but she now realizes that she’d probably rather be busy than have so much time stretched in front of her during which she’ll probably just lie around eating ice cream and feeling bad.
I guess because it was my choice that means I’m not...
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“You’re a hot female objectivist, rarer than a supernova”
– -Alida
[Filed under: things that make me feel better]
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Valentine's Day
Was planning on buildin’ up the good ol’ bitterness and animosity towards the preposterous holiday, but now I don’t have to because I have a date…
…the only problem being that my Valentine’s date is a gay guy. SIGH.
Counting Jo-jo, that brings my gay seduction count up to three. So it would seem the only thing standing in my way is ermm well, the fact that...
Ah, Only in Berkeley →
“Berkeley, the first city to ban Styrofoam and wood-fired pizza ovens, could become the first to enact Aristotle’s ancient law of logic — that every entity is equal to itself…”
Haha oh man, the first thing Liberal-land wants to do right, make A=A a law lol
Car hits man, doesn't stop. 2nd car runs over man... →
statehate:
Animals.
Oh wtf, seriously?
Anonymous asked: 1: I hope you're okay and hanging in there
2: I don't want to see you write "I'm Stupid" ever again.
bear hug chica, and feel free to give me a call whenever you want
[hopefully still] ~your favorite anon
2: I don't want to see you write "I'm Stupid" ever again.
bear hug chica, and feel free to give me a call whenever you want
[hopefully still] ~your favorite anon
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I'm Stupid
I have very few people in my life who actually care about me.
I could literally probably count all the people who care about me on one hand.
This is not a statement of self-pity, it’s just a fact.
Which is why it really sucks to lose one…no, not lose, to drive one out.
Politics!
As you may have noticed (aside from the fact that my blog is becoming dedicated to other blogs, and will soon morph into a blog fan page rather than an actual blog) I follow many of you with political blogs, yet rarely post anything political myself. Well thanks once again to Strategic Mistanthropy, I don’t have to:
How to Blog about Politics
Some of you may find it surprising that a blog...
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Why I'll Never Be An Adult
This is Why I’ll Never be an Adult
I have repeatedly discovered that it is important for me not to surpass my capacity for responsibility. Over the years, this capacity has grown, but the results of exceeding it have not changed. Normally, my capacity is exceeded gradually, through the accumulation of simple, daily tasks. But a few times a year, I spontaneously decide that I’m...
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If Your Boyfriend...
It’s No Wonder You Got Dumped
Monday, November 30th, 2009
This holiday weekend, I spent about two minutes thinking about something. If your boyfriend…
Demanded that you call him multiple times a day to let him know you’re thinking of him. (Ideally, he’d have you stay on the phone with him CONSTANTLY.)
If you don’t, he’ll beat you up.
Demanded that you give him 10% of your paycheck and...
“Every minute a cigarette leaps out of a smoker’s mouth and strangles a...”
– It’s true. O.O
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Act First, Ask Questions Never
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One King to Rule Them All →
Some number of years ago today, Martin Luther King, Jr. was born, or maybe he died, or maybe neither since Martin Luther King Day is one of those lame floating holidays that always magically attach to a weekend because who wants a winter holiday that can’t be turned into a ski trip, am I right? Martin Luther King was a man so awesome, he remains to this day the one known exception to the...
deepwithfuture replied to your post: PLEASE
i’m sorry. family issues suck.
logicallypositive replied to your post: PLEASE
chances are you if you increase the money supply there’s going to be inflation!
Hahaha good one Justin. Thanks so much you guys
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PLEASE
SOMEONE SAY SOMETHING RATIONAL BEFORE I GO INSANE
My Family
Lena (paraphrased): Please write an essay for me so I can win $50,000 for the wedding of my dreams with my abusive boyfriend.
Me: If you write your own essay, I'll edit it for free, as a favor to you; however, if you want me to write it all for you, I will charge you just as any custom essay website would.
Lena (paraphrased): Wow that hurt, sorry I asked. I don't know why you hate me so much.
Me: It was not meant to be hurtful, if I hated you I wouldn't have offered to edit an essay for you for free, a skill of mine which I'm usually paid for. You can't expect me to want to write an essay for a wedding that I'm against. Your boyfriend has been physically and verbally abusive to me, you, and your children, so you know I don't support your marrying him.
Lena: u hurt me far worse than Miguel ever has.
Me: If rationality hurts you more than verbal and physical abuse, then I think your priorities are distorted.
Lena (verbatim): U r such a fucking little bitch. If you dared say those words to my face. I'd bitch slap your ass. Fuck u and your education. How's that for distorted?
Education and intelligence can only get u so far in life but people like you end up old and lonely or dead. [LOL as if only 'people like me' end up old and die.] Be careful what you say and who u say it to. Not everyone is as nice as me.
Don't bother to respond because I am blocking u from my phone. Any words u want to say to me, you can take them, roll them into the giant ball of shit that they are, and shove them up your ass.
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Randoist
Randoist- Any totally random Objectivist who decides to add me on Facebook. A meshing of the terms “rando” and “O’ist”.
alexanderclarence-deactivated20 asked: http://alexanderclarence.tumblr.com/post/2560525545/scrabble