December 2010
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Dec 30th
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nicolette mason: Everytime you say "real women... →
nicolettemason: Real women are tall. Real women are short. They’re wide. Gaunt. Their bones can stick out of their collarbones, or be disguised by curves or fat. There are real women with breasts and real women with flat chests. There are real women who have had to have their breasts or ovaries removed, and not having those doesn’t make them any less of a real woman. There are even real...
Dec 30th
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Logicallypositive's Improv Rap
Lindsay Nichole ain’t no trashy ass ho, she’s got sass, she’s got class, and a really tight ass. 1,25-Dihydroxycholecalciferol be her shit, don’t try to school her, or she’ll bite off yo clit.
Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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“Do not open your mouth to tell me that your mind has convinced you of your right...”
– Ayn Rand
Dec 30th
The Initiation of Force is Immoral
The initiation of force is immoral. The initiation of force is immoral. The initiation of force is immoral. Please repeat this to yourself before beginning your repulsive argument, and I, in turn, will repeat it to myself so that I won’t be tempted to hurt you for propagating your preposterous, irrational, and wildly militant beliefs.
Dec 30th
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“A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove...”
– Friedrich Nietzsche (via ageofreason)
Dec 29th
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“Faith? Isn’t that the thing poor people have instead of, you know…...”
Dec 18th
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That awkward moment when you follow someone and...
Dec 18th
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Well Played StumbleUpon...Well Played →
Dec 18th
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“Don’t you think that it’s better to be extremely happy for a short while, even...”
– Audrey Niffenegger, The Time Traveler’s Wife (via itookadeepbreath, simply-quotes) (via intenselyhuman)
Dec 18th
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I Want to Hire Kanye West
To follow Lady Gaga around at Awards Ceremonies Repeat after me, “Yo Gaga imma let you finish BUT…”
Dec 18th
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Twinkies
Ya know, twinkies have GOT to be one of the most *unintentionally* erotic treats out there. I mean, come on! It’s this phallic sponge cake filled with cream! Yeah, you’re not fooling anyone you kinky Hostess bastards
Dec 18th
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Dear Theskinnycity
Please keep the fuck off my dash. Sorry to be the one to inform you but, no matter how thin you get, you’re never going to look like a Victoria’s Secret model. Also, not eating doesn’t make you “strong” [Refer to “Read More” section for actual reasons]. I should know, I’m a college student, I go days without eating and don’t even notice...
Dec 18th
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“The mind can make a heaven out of hell or a hell out of heaven”
– John Milton (via ageofreason) 1. The correct quote is: “The mind is its own place, and in itself can make a heaven of hell, a hell of heaven.” 2. Am I the ONLY one who knows that this quote was supposed to be ironic?? It’s supposed to show how cunningly evil and misguided Satan...
Dec 17th
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Was Majorly Pwned by her Finals
feels like a failure needs a shower to wash off the stench of fail …feels a bit like weeping (but is too relieved it’s finally over)
Dec 14th
Today Night
Me: “Errr we’ll come back today night. Wait what? Make words Lindsay make words! Today night. Today night? No. We’ll come back this night. ‘This night’? NOOOO! We’ll come back toooo…night! Tonight! That’s it haha! We’ll come back tonight.” Saira: “Yes, good job Lindsay, we’ll come back tonight.” Me: Shut up ^ Signs...
Dec 11th
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Has passed the state of procrastination
and is now opting to just stare blankly at the wall…
Dec 11th
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Dec 11th
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Dec 11th
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Studying for Oceanography Final
One of the methods used to catch fish is called Trolling. Trolling. lolol [EDIT: Trolling: Trolling is a hook-and-line method that tows fishing lines behind or alongside a boat. Fishermen use a variety of lures and baits to “troll” for different fish at different depths. Trollers catch fish that will follow a moving lure or bait, such as salmon, mahi mahi and albacore tuna. ...
Dec 11th
Hello My Tumblr Lovelies!
I would love nothing more than to hang out on here all day and entertain you…or more likely, have you entertain me. However, due to tragically unfortunate circumstances [aka Finals week HELL (worst finals schedule I’ve ever had, in fact, therefore I’m going to be frantically busy trying to get everything done on time because I’m too stubborn to ever request an extension so...
Dec 10th
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How to fail at trying to trick me into making out...
Creeper: hey if you pop back to green, I was wondering something Me: ha what up Creeper: My friend ________ is making her final project for 185, and she wanted me to play the main character. but she also asked me if knew any cool, fun girls who could play opposite me so I thought of you, and the last film we worked on. I thought you looked good on screen [Ignore that comment and continue...
Dec 7th
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Tumblr, You're Back!
OMG I missed you! I was waaaaay too productive when you were gone
Dec 7th
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Dec 4th
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Gain followers after replying to something Ricardo...
Dec 3rd
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Dec 2nd
Anonymous asked: Do you have Facebook?

-The Upward Glance
Dec 2nd
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“My common sense is tingling”
– Yes I’m a nerd get over it
Dec 1st
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Dec 1st
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Memorable Quotes From Last Night
“Didn’t BP go to the moon and release the evil lord Katulu?” -Zach (after somehow the conversation about NASA blowing up part of the moon got waaaay out of hand) “Any moment she could just die, and…I dunno it’s just REALLY funny!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA” -Melanie (Yeah, Christian Melanie, laughing about my impending death) “I just think that if you can get...
Dec 1st